Happy Birthday, Mr. Vice President! We can't believe you're already 66 years young. It feels like just yesterday you were bouncing on the knee of your long-lost doppelganger, Uncle Sam. But in all seriousness, thank you for your service and leadership. We may not always see eye to eye, but one thing we can agree on is that birthdays are meant to be celebrated. So here's to another year of dodging the hot sauce, riding the Pence train, and charming the nation with your trademark stoic smile. Cheers to 66, Mr. Vice President, and may your birthday be as fabulous and fierce as your patriotic enthusiasm for this great country!