Happy Birthday to the legendary Jeff Sessions! On this day, 78 years ago, you were born and the world was blessed with your wit, wisdom, and amazing legal skills. Here's to another year of fighting for justice and making waves in the political arena. May your birthday be filled with lots of love, laughter, and of course, a good old fashioned southern barbecue. Cheers to you, Jeff, and all the amazing things you will accomplish in the years to come. Happy birthday!