"Happy 59th birthday to "our dear old Dave"! It seems like just yesterday you were a fresh-faced prime minister, but here you are, still standing strong and vibrant at the young age of 59. Although we may not always see eye to eye on politics, we can all agree that you have aged like a fine wine. May this year be filled with laughter, love, and maybe a few more retirement selfies. Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun!"