Happy 71st birthday to the one and only Carly Fiorina! It's hard to believe that just a few years ago, you were leading powerful tech companies and breaking glass ceilings left and right. But age is just a number, and you continue to defy expectations and inspire us all with your wit, wisdom, and endless energy. Keep shining bright and slaying at 71, because we can't wait to see what you'll accomplish next. Cheers to another year of making history!