"Happy 59th birthday to the king of goofy comedy, Adam Sandler! Can you believe it's been 59 years since you were gracing us with hilarious characters like Bobby Boucher and Happy Gilmore? I guess that makes you a veteran in the comedy game, but we won't tell anyone your age if you don't. Keep making us laugh and here's to many more years of silliness and memorable movie quotes. Cheers to you and your Sep-9th-born greatness!"