"Happy 25th birthday to the man with the magic feet, Mason Mount! It seems like just yesterday you were lighting up the pitch as a teenager, but now you're a quarter of a century old. Keep slaying those goals and making us all proud. Here's to another year of you dominating the midfield and owning the game. Cheers to being one year wiser and one year closer to your peak. May your celebrations be as fast and furious as your passes on the field. Happy birthday, mate!"