Happy 38th birthday to the one and only Mark Sanchez! It's hard to believe you were once a rookie quarterback with the New York Jets, and now you're a seasoned 38-year-old veteran. Time flies when you're slinging touchdowns, am I right? On this special day, may your spiral be straight, your pocket be protected, and your celebrations be epic (but not too epic, we don't want any wild injuries). Cheers to another year of being a talented athlete and all-around awesome dude. Now go eat some cake and enjoy being one year closer to being a member of the "over 40" club. Happy birthday!