Happy 47th birthday to the comedy king Kumail Nanjiani! It's hard to believe that you're old enough to remember the days of landlines and handwritten letters, but here you are, still making us laugh and reminding us all to never take life too seriously. Cheers to another year of hilarious jokes, perfect timing, and of course, those dreamy abs. May 2nd will always be "Kumail Day" to us. Keep being you and never stop aging like fine wine.