Happy birthday, Dear Leader Kim Jong-un! Congratulations on turning 43 years old on January 8th. We must admit, you're not looking a day over 29. Another year of ruling your country with an iron fist and making headlines with your nuclear arsenal. We're not sure if that's exactly what we would call a successful year, but hey, whatever floats your missile. Here's to another year of being the supreme leader and possibly even finding a new haircut. Maybe a little less of the bowl cut and more of a "world leader" kind of look? Just a suggestion. In all seriousness, we hope you have a fantastic birthday and spend it surrounded by your closest advisors and loved ones. Just remember, you can't have your cake and eat it too... unless it's made out of pure gold. Cheers to another year of being the most interesting dictator in the world! Sincerely, Your adoring(ly scared) citizens.