Happy 81st birthday to the man, the myth, the legend, John Major! On this day, we celebrate your wisdom, your wit, and your unwavering charm. It's hard to believe that 81 years ago, you entered this world and brightened it with your presence. May this day be filled with love, laughter, and all your favorite things. Cheers to another trip around the sun, dear friend! 🎉🎂🥂