Happy 58th birthday to the man who has mastered the art of talking about food and being lazy on stage, Jim Gaffigan! Your jokes may make us hungry and want to nap, but we can't deny the wit and humor you bring to all of your performances. You make getting older look hilariously awesome. May your birthday be filled with lots of cake and a well-deserved break from chasing after those five kids. Cheers to another year of making us laugh until our stomachs hurt. Enjoy your special day!