Happy 50th birthday to the one and only David Ortiz! You are officially half a century old and still hitting home runs like you're in your prime. Who knew that a kid from the Dominican Republic would become one of the greatest baseball players of all time? We could try to count all your accomplishments, but we don't have enough candles for that. Just know that you are a legend both on and off the field. Cheers to another year of slugging those home runs and bringing joy to fans all around the world. Here's to 50 more years of Big Papi!