Happy 78th birthday to the one and only Bill Clinton! Can you believe it's been another year since we last celebrated your birthday? But don't worry, you're only getting better with age, just like a fine wine. And let's not forget, you share a birthday with another political legend - Ron Paul. Coincidence? I think not. Have a fabulous day filled with lots of cake, laughter, and saxophone playing. Cheers to many more years of health, happiness, and good hair days.