Happy 87th birthday to the legendary Alan Dershowitz! It seems like just yesterday you were defending your first case, but here you are, still fighting for justice and making us all proud. May this new year of life bring you countless laughs, cherished memories, and of course, lots and lots of cake (because age is just a number, right?). Here's to many more years of being a brilliant legal mind and an all-around mensch. Cheers to you!