Happy 70th birthday to the one and only Willem Dafoe! Can you believe it's been seven decades since you graced this world with your acting genius? I'm pretty sure your performance in "Spider-Man" is the reason why we all have trust issues with our creepy neighbors. But hey, that's just a testament to your incredible talent. Keep on shining, Willem, and here's to many more years of unforgettable roles and devilishly handsome smiles. Cheers to you on your special day, you ageless wonder!