"Happy 31st birthday to the one and only Raphaël Varane! Looks like it's time to trade in those soccer cleats for some comfy slippers and start working on your dad jokes. But let's be real, you'll still be dominating on the field for years to come. Wishing you a year filled with endless goals, epic saves, and maybe even a few dance moves in celebration. Cheers to another year of greatness, birthday boy!"