Happy 56th birthday to the master of the budget and king of tax cuts, Paul Ryan! By now, I'm sure you have the perfect birthday budget plan in place to celebrate with all of your loved ones. Don't worry, we won't judge if you sneak in a few extra candles on your cake. May your day be filled with plenty of laughter, fiscal responsibility, and maybe even a little bit of cake that's 56% off. Cheers to another year of being politically savvy and gracefully aging like a fine wine. Happy birthday, Paul!