Happy birthday to the legendary goal-scoring machine, Miroslav Klose! Can you believe it's been 47 years since you graced this world with your soccer skills? I bet you can still score more goals than some of the newbies out there. Wishing you a day filled with goals, laughter, and lots of cake. Here's to many more years of dominating the field, and maybe even setting a record for the oldest player to score a hat-trick. Keep kicking, Miroslav!