Happy 58th birthday, Michael Jai White! Can you believe you're another year closer to retirement age? But don't worry, with your badass martial arts skills and handsome looks, you'll still be kicking butt well into your golden years. Cheers to another year of bringing the heat to the big screen. Keep slaying those action scenes and showing the young folks how it's done. Here's to a year filled with happiness, health, and lots of cake! Happy birthday, oh master of the martial arts.