"Happy 41st birthday to the one and only Martin Shkreli, also known as the birthday boy who never ages (seriously, what's your secret?). May your special day be filled with as much fun and excitement as your infamous antics in the pharmaceutical industry. Cheers to another year of being the ultimate troll, but hey, we still secretly love you. Enjoy your St. Patrick's Day birthday, and try not to raise the price of green beer too much! 😉"