Happy 69th birthday to the one and only John Lydon! It seems like just yesterday you were stirring up chaos with your rebellious punk rock attitude. But now, at the ripe age of 69, you're clearly a *cough* mature and responsible adult. Just kidding! That would go completely against everything you stand for. May your birthday be filled with anarchy, attitude, and some good old fashioned mosh pits. Here's to many more years of being a punk icon. Cheers!