Dear Jeremy Clarkson, Happy 65th birthday, mate! Can you believe it's been another trip around the sun already? As much as we love your charm and wit on the screen, we can't help but feel a little envious of your new senior citizen status. You now have access to discounts and perks that us mere mortals can only dream of! But even at 65, we have no doubt that you'll continue to be a trailblazer and a force to be reckoned with. Keep living life on the edge and showing us all how to do it with style. May your birthday be filled with fast cars, fine wine, and lots of laughter. Cheers to many more years of being a legend. So, happy birthday old-timer. We mean that in the most respectful and playful way possible. Enjoy your special day! Sincerely, Your admirers