Happy birthday to the GOAT of the soccer field, James Rodríguez! You may be turning 34 years old today, but you still run circles around your opponents with ease. Here's to another year of magical passes, jaw-dropping goals, and making us all want to learn Spanish just to hear you yell "¡Golazo!" Keep shining bright like the superstar you are. Feliz cumpleaños, champ! 🎂⚽