Happy 69th birthday to the one and only David Sedaris! It's not every day you get to celebrate another year of witty humor and sharp observation skills. It's been a wild ride, filled with colorful characters, bizarre adventures, and the occasional questionable fashion choice. But hey, at 69, you've earned the right to wear whatever you want. So let loose, have a laugh, and enjoy ringing in another year of making us all laugh and think. Cheers to you, David!