"Happy Birthday, Christopher Darden! It's hard to believe that you're turning 69 years old on April 7th. Not that we're counting or anything, but that's a whole lot of candles to blow out. You've reached a milestone age that deserves to be celebrated with lots of cake and laughter. Keep on living life to the fullest and showing us all how to age gracefully. Here's to many more years of being a total stud and a legal legend. Cheers to you!"