"Happy 50th birthday, Chetan Bhagat! Can you believe it's been half a century since you graced this world with your wit and charm? Well, you don't look a day over 25 (thanks to good genes or a good skincare routine, we'll never know). Here's to all the incredible stories you've written and the countless lives you've touched. May your 50s be filled with even more success and adventures. Keep inspiring us with your stories and always remember, age is just a number (although getting senior citizen discounts is definitely a perk). Cheers to you, the reigning king of relatable fiction!"